Words: Jesse Kämäräinen
One of those days at school again
old lady nagging some shit at home
Flat tire on my way to liquor store
Still got the bottle but now I’m broke
Heading back home, got to call some friends
Serious beer pressure rising
No time for mixers, nail it down straight
Time to head out downtown!
Today’s the time, now we get wasted!
JUGG IT DOWN! NAIL IT DUDE!
It ain’t no candy and that’s for sure
Now quit pussy footing around
The black booze is flowing down my throat
My brain cells are about to DIE!
Feel the rumble inside my belly
Something’s bout to come out…
Violent convulsions running thru my body
There’s no escape from the BLACK VOMIT
Lose your lunch and Tango with the toilet
There’s no holding back for the BLACK VOMIT
The Party is boring and I am hungry
let’s go grab some burgers boys!
inside the joint I’m hurling again
I’m redecorating the place
black pools of upchuck flooding the table
I’m burping to the ninth power
I guess it’s time to get outta here
just before the second round
my body says stop but the mind ignores
Pass the bottle, and give me some more!
tossin’ cookies and blowing chunks
this where the fun starts
Plastered beyond recognition
black vomit dripping on the floor
party is growing even more
but the bathroom is the place for me